Engage parody mode!
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Originally Posted by BJ
Are you detailed orientated
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Read: good at picking things apart. No, not nitpicky. Why would you think we meant nitpicky? See also: detail-oriented.
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with several free hours each week?
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Read: stare at your monitor for long periods.
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Do you care about the quality of the content available in Realm Works and have a good familiarity with the program?
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Are you daplunk, EightBitz, or any of the other technical wizards who put the rest of the users to shame?
Read: we have cookies.
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and the knowledge that you are preforming a valuable public service?
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Read: but we can't afford shipping on baked goods, so it'll be digital content. Preformed digital content. [/rimshot]
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Then we need you to stand between the darkness and the light!
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You are our last, best hope for peace (on the forums).
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Please title all communications THE GREY COUNCIL - YOUR NAME HERE. Please replace YOUR NAME HERE with your actual name. Failure to do so will result in your email being unread.
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Wizards' First Rule. People are stupid. We don't think
you're stupid, but you hang out on a software developer's forum and spend hours staring at your computer monitor. You might make a mistake. Seriously, we've seen it before. It isn't pretty. We still need mindbleach.
Parody mode disengaged.
Darn, I'd really love to take part in this, but my time-management sucks, so I must recuse myself on the grounds that I
do care about the quality of the content available in RW.