[BJ]

Originally Posted by Chemlak

Engage parody mode!



Read: good at picking things apart. No, not nitpicky. Why would you think we meant nitpicky? See also: detail-oriented.



Read: stare at your monitor for long periods.



Are you daplunk, EightBitz, or any of the other technical wizards who put the rest of the users to shame?



Read: we have cookies.

Read: but we can't afford shipping on baked goods, so it'll be digital content. Preformed digital content. [/rimshot]

You are our last, best hope for peace (on the forums).



Wizards' First Rule. People are stupid. We don't think you're stupid, but you hang out on a software developer's forum and spend hours staring at your computer monitor. You might make a mistake. Seriously, we've seen it before. It isn't pretty. We still need mindbleach.

Parody mode disengaged.

Darn, I'd really love to take part in this, but my time-management sucks, so I must recuse myself on the grounds that I do care about the quality of the content available in RW.

Haha! This does sum things up nicely!